This article was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You've GOT to read it. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Mom spotted the little blurb in the bottom left corner of the inside of the first page of the Tribune, of all places, and showed it to me when I got home. We laughed SO hard! I had to find an online version to share! Why is this so funny, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that this guy stole a crapload of women's undergarments, we used to live in Colfax, Washington! It's a small unassuming agriculteral town who's only claim to fame is the fact that it's near Washington State University, and it's a major speed trap. One would never think a panty theif lived there! Ha!