The following (very brief) rant contains bad language. Yeah, I know, shocked, right? Heh.
To the Jerk Who Stole My Co-Worker's Electric Scooter Over the 3-Day Weekend:
You? Are an asshole. I mean seriously? Just how miniscule is your penis that you have to prove your manhood by stealing a girl's electric scooter? (And yes I am assuming the thief was a guy because really, what girl would steal a scooter?) What were you thinking? Yes, I know that electric scooter is the coolist thing since sliced bread; I've admired the machine myself. But, c'mon! Get a damn job and buy your own damn scooter!